My friend

Today I had a memory of an ex-close friend. She was one of the coolest females I had ever known. With a lifting smile and great personality, I loved to think of her as my white sister lol. I had such awesome times with her, and I am sure she could agree. I remember the one night I talked to her outside of T.N.T (some church), and we had our first personal talk, I felt like she was a great person. She loved many of the things I did, and she even introduced me to new things such as bands and “fun facts” lol.  I felt so close to her. She made me feel great about myself when I was with her, she paid attention to me in the right times. She didn’t like being talked down to, which wasn’t a problem for me. I loved jamming with her, even if it was for a while. We had so much fun doing the crazy things we did. The only time I remember ever feeling sad was when I found out that she had left, I was heartbroken. I considered her one of my best friends, why would she leave without saying a goodbye? I tried following her advice, “MAN UP” lol, but it didn’t really work. I messaged her and then she explained that she wanted her last day here to be a good one without any disappointments. I understood then. But I wanted to at least hug her one last time. She said she would visit; she has been in town before.  Maybe she is just too busy with other things or friends. Whatever the case, I miss this person, and I want to tell her that I still consider her a friend. This may not matter to her but I thought maybe if she, never mind. Goodbye friend, I will await to see your smile again.

Shut the Smurf Up!

So the new Smurf movie is out and I have some trailers for it. I was walking around the mall when I saw this Smurf quote saying something in the lines of “ Where the Smurf are we?” What is this? Has the word “Smurf” become a substitute for the F word?

-----Shut the Smurf up!   Mother Smurfer!  Who the Smurf are you?   I don’t give a Smurf!  Smurf you!

Smurf tard!    That Smurfing hurt!    IT’s like you don’t Smurfing care!--------

What if we used that for the “S” word too, (fecal matter) lol

------AWW, Smurf!   BullSmurf! I got to take a Smurf! Smurf happens.  I lost my Smurf! ------

Why stop at just those two?

--------You Smurf!            You Smurfing Smurf!         I am going to Smurf you up your Smurfing Smurf!   SmurfSmurfSmurfmuffinSmurf!    Suck my Smurf! ------

Ps. Did you know that Sony paid a village to have their town Smurf-related? That’s some Smurfed up Smurf!