Tuesday, August 30, 2011

My friend


Today I had a memory of an ex-close friend. She was one of the coolest females I had ever known. With a lifting smile and great personality, I loved to think of her as my white sister lol. I had such awesome times with her, and I am sure she could agree. I remember the one night I talked to her outside of T.N.T (some church), and we had our first personal talk, I felt like she was a great person. She loved many of the things I did, and she even introduced me to new things such as bands and “fun facts” lol.  I felt so close to her. She made me feel great about myself when I was with her, she paid attention to me in the right times. She didn’t like being talked down to, which wasn’t a problem for me. I loved jamming with her, even if it was for a while. We had so much fun doing the crazy things we did. The only time I remember ever feeling sad was when I found out that she had left, I was heartbroken. I considered her one of my best friends, why would she leave without saying a goodbye? I tried following her advice, “MAN UP” lol, but it didn’t really work. I messaged her and then she explained that she wanted her last day here to be a good one without any disappointments. I understood then. But I wanted to at least hug her one last time. She said she would visit; she has been in town before.  Maybe she is just too busy with other things or friends. Whatever the case, I miss this person, and I want to tell her that I still consider her a friend. This may not matter to her but I thought maybe if she, never mind. Goodbye friend, I will await to see your smile again.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Shut the Smurf Up!


So the new Smurf movie is out and I have some trailers for it. I was walking around the mall when I saw this Smurf quote saying something in the lines of “ Where the Smurf are we?” What is this? Has the word “Smurf” become a substitute for the F word?
-----Shut the Smurf up!   Mother Smurfer!  Who the Smurf are you?   I don’t give a Smurf!  Smurf you!
Smurf tard!    That Smurfing hurt!    IT’s like you don’t Smurfing care!--------

What if we used that for the “S” word too, (fecal matter) lol
------AWW, Smurf!   BullSmurf! I got to take a Smurf! Smurf happens.  I lost my Smurf! ------

Why stop at just those two?
--------You Smurf!            You Smurfing Smurf!         I am going to Smurf you up your Smurfing Smurf!   SmurfSmurfSmurfmuffinSmurf!    Suck my Smurf! ------
Ps. Did you know that Sony paid a village to have their town Smurf-related? That’s some Smurfed up Smurf!

Monday, July 25, 2011

AHHHHHHH!

Well, my computer isn't charging, so i wont be able to blog for a while, not like anyone cares hahah. So uhm, unless i find another way to blog this will be a while. ;)

Saturday, July 23, 2011

I found it neat...it was at my front door

I intend to live for ever...so far good
If you find yourself saying "somebody should...", remember that you are somebody.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film
It ain't broke; it just lacks Duct Tape.
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It happens...

Friday, July 22, 2011

Pilled out

So lately i have been experiencing all sorts of pain. Back pain, neck pain, headaches, leg cramps, and arm pains. Basically, everything that has to do with my body lol. So i naturally like any other human i decided to find relief, i found it in this pill called PERCOGESIC. Like every other pill, it has side effects and warnings, this one in particular can severely damage your liver, different than the other pills that can cause your stomach to bleed. Which do you guys think would hurt more? Liver damage or a bleeding stomach? If you want to message me or whatever my email is maroon5emo@hotmail.com uhm...yeah i made that up back in middle school i believe...so yeah. Don't judge me! lol i don't even listen to maroon 5 anymore, or emo music! Well, fallout boy and MCR sometimes but not often!

Extra Extra...how lame was that?


written in 7/21/2011


Today I went to my usual place of comfort, Wi-Fi is available here lol. Today the connection wasn't available though, so i just looked at the ground in disappointment. I then found a newspaper and i decided to pick it up, this i thought, will have to do. I read the whole thing in a matter of minutes and i was inspired yet again, I really want to be a satire cartoonist for a newspaper! The cartoon for this week was very lame, I usually love cartoons from newspapers but my town fails to satisfy me, I live in arcadia by the way lol. I also want to be a newspaper writer, you know, the people who write about current events among other things, but that would require me to improve my English (God forbid!). I also bought this drink form some Mexican store, the price tag said it was $1.00 but they charged me $1.70! Bummer.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Whipped for the sticks


Well the past two days I have been going to drum line camp, where I have been learning how to play percussion through music reading. I had to join drum line in order to be in band. I have to sleep early just to get up at 7 a.m.(the same time I usually went to bed lol) After every practice my back aches and my ears listen to a constant ringing….not my thing. I really hate it and I regret ever going there. So, people would naturally say, “Why don’t you just quit then?”, well it’s simple really…I am whipped.
                Whipped. Yes I know, being whipped is a sad thing (lol). But some time ago I told this person I wanted to be in band (but I had no intention about doing anything about it). She then told me I should try out, she persuaded me into going. I went but I decided that I wasn’t going to stay….then she whipped me…lol..I won’t go into detail since it’s pathetic, but I can say that I am a sucker. I love her so much I hate her lol.

Monday, July 11, 2011

My pet, the mountain goat

So i was playing D&D when i realized that animals are our slaves for the most part. We call them pets because it's much more pleasant...admit it. Anyways, i wanted to say that i want a mountain goat for a pet. Is that even legal??? But if it is then i would have s much fun with it. I would teach it to be like a dog and my house would be it's mountain....Yes America, i am a little insane. HAHAHAHAHA

Applying and now crying

       So lately the term "failure", has been used to describe my lifestyle. Any other month i would have defended myself but i have been thinking about how i am just that. A Failure. Of course, i decided to make something of my life soon afterwards. I asked my friend to accompany me and get job applications, noone was hiring but they accepted applications. Later i filled in most of what was needed and realized how it may effect my schedule (if i got a job). I wouldn't be able to go to band camp. I am not too thrilled about going to it but I would love to see the people in band camp, well, just one person in particular..haha. So, if the tie arrived which would be the better thing to chose?

Thursday, July 7, 2011

How video games are sketchy

                        Last night my friend and I, had finished downloading a game known as Dungeons and Dragons. It took nearly all day to download and in the end, we were completely satisfied. We played for a long time and it was very awesome, but things don't always sit well with me. I began to wonder why i enjoyed this kind of games a lot. I started to notice that my time was being used very poorly and i wasn't facing reality. I love video games because it's an escape of reality! I am 18 and i still want to live forever...I don't think it's bad but...When am i going to pick up my feet and walk? I love video games but i need a new hobby that will take me somewhere in life...